Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Go screw a goat

Did you know that the USA has 17 states where bestiality is legal. No you didn't misread that last sentence, I said legal. Now let's put this into perspective for a moment shall we... legalizing gay marriage has been debated for years because it's un-Christian, but wait - it's okay to go screw a goat or a hoarse.

To illustrate this, let me put together a quick story:
After moving out and going to college for a year, Suzie (now 19) shows up for dinner at her parents house in Washington D.C. "Hi mom and dad, I'd like to introduce you to my new boyfriend trigger." Suzie's mom and dad stand awestruck in the doorway with a "wtf" type look their face. "I know what your thinking mom, he's a horse, but look at all the advantages of dating him; he doesn't talk back, only eats grass/hay so food is cheap, and check out the package on him." says Suzie.

1 Comments:

At 3:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL James, your blog is always great to read.

~Dez

 

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